My local Fox News affiliate is reporting how OFFENDED AND DISGUSTED people are that Wachovia is enforcing their (old, established) corporate policy of BANNING CHRISTMAS TREES in their banks, complete with an interview of a woman ominously hinting at changing her banking institution.
Read: Wachovia does not allow overtly religion-specific holiday decorations, preferring more neutral shit like poinsettias.
My favorite part was that the report concluded with the results of an online poll, to which 97% of the respondents said that no, actually, Wachovia’s corporate policy did not offend them.
