This in no way affects me.
AXOLOTL
Related story: One of my sciences classes in high school collectively coerced our teacher to buy these for us after we saw a picture of one in our textbook. Which is another way of saying that our class pets were cooler than yours.
(Source: fencehopping)
This is the front bar/dessert counter of Ted’s Bulletin, a restaurant in DC I went to with a friend last week. They have alcoholic milkshakes, so you can go ahead and turn the lights out now, everyone.
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My local Fox News affiliate is reporting how OFFENDED AND DISGUSTED people are that Wachovia is enforcing their (old, established) corporate policy of BANNING CHRISTMAS TREES in their banks, complete with an interview of a woman ominously hinting at changing her banking institution.
Read: Wachovia does not allow overtly religion-specific holiday decorations, preferring more neutral shit like poinsettias.
My favorite part was that the report concluded with the results of an online poll, to which 97% of the respondents said that no, actually, Wachovia’s corporate policy did not offend them.
“Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didn’t make up yourself — a wise move at any age but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions.”
— Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies (1981)
“Tips for Teens” (via absurdlakefront)
(via americastoppushing)
All I need are just little things to go right, and it turns everything around. And when I mean small, I mean, like, doing an ACE job painting my toenails.
(But let’s be honest here, toenails are small, and that shit can look rough not done right.)
I don’t get to see this tonight :( This is the wooooooorst. (You know, next to famine and war and such).