February 2009
51 posts
January 2009
55 posts
Like a ton of bricks
Okay, I know we have a new president, and he’s all awesome and shizz, but it just re-hit me: we have a new president.
It’s like when Pope John Paul II died, only good. (Meaning, being raised Catholic, I was used to his portrait being around my entire life, and then all of a sudden he was gone, replaced with some new guy.)
Some good formative years have been spent with W in the...
fuck bailey.
nickjonaslovesthreesomes:
Fuck Bailey from Mellow Mushroom for making us wait an hour to get our food (we were the only ones in the restaurant) and then making us eat said food in 5 mins before asking us if we wanted boxes and giving us the check. Her punishment should be walking a foot away from me this morning and experiencing the fruits of my upset stomach.
I think “fuck bailey”...
“i miss you when i’m not with you. do you understand that? every moment that i am...”
– i found this on my computer in a sticky note. (via potterspoet) (via sleepanddream) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via almostnever)
Someone near me in class smells like bugspray.
My cereal is being far too loud and crunchy in my...
far, far too loud.
Jackie Chan's blogging style is a cross between a... →
Holy cow, ShamWows fight Scientology →
In my political psychology class. .
We’re talking about the ultimate goals of various behaviorists and eventually shaping a society where there is no crime, etc, and wouldn’t that be nice?
But would it? I think that, as horrible as things as murder and rape are, they are necessary to us, so we are able to see what is, in contrast, good. I imagine that were we able to filter out what we now consider negative behavior, we...
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
The neighbors are playing their music way too loud...
I’m not mad. It sounds kind of fun (if not repetitive). I want to know what it is.
Inaugural texting:
Will: The Obamas are gonna fuck like four times today Tina: Make it 10, tonight will be the best night of Michelle Obama’s life Will: They are doing all this boring tradition stuff now, but you know Michelle is doing vaginal exercises under that dress
(from willmccloud)
This is all I could think about, too!
And,...
Ashley Malinowski, where have you been?
I miss you, and your likes of my posts just remind me of that.
I have a question, Tumblbees
What is the significance/meaning (if any) of your usernames? I want to know!
For example, mine is a reference to the Simon & Garfunkel song “El Condor Pasa”. Which is one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite groups.
Definitely
nickjonaslovesthreesomes:
Definitely just went to a Pure Romance party with my mom. She didn’t know what she was getting into. I feel I would have a lot more fun if I were with friends. Would anyone want to have one one day? All their shiz is good and cheap.
THIS IS HAPPENING.
My friend is having a photo/video scavenger hunt...
It takes place in Epcot’s World Showcase, and some highlights include:
Reenact an invasion or conquest of a specific country. (2 pts + up to 5 bonus points for historical accuracy)
Perform one or more of the following spells on a stranger: Wingardium leviosa, Engorgio, Reparo, Relashio. If you’re feeling like an over-achiever, try the Patronus! (1 pt each + ...
My boyfriend just left me and took my credit card...
I feel like this could be a country song.
