February 2011
1 post
2012 Democratic National Convention will be held...
This in no way affects me.
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
3 posts
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IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND SUBVERSIVE LIBERAL'S...
My local Fox News affiliate is reporting how OFFENDED AND DISGUSTED people are that Wachovia is enforcing their (old, established) corporate policy of BANNING CHRISTMAS TREES in their banks, complete with an interview of a woman ominously hinting at changing her banking institution.
Read: Wachovia does not allow overtly religion-specific holiday decorations, preferring more neutral shit like...
November 2010
12 posts
“Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to...”
– Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies (1981) “Tips for Teens” (via absurdlakefront)
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Sometimes
All I need are just little things to go right, and it turns everything around. And when I mean small, I mean, like, doing an ACE job painting my toenails.
(But let’s be honest here, toenails are small, and that shit can look rough not done right.)
One of my dogs
just let out the longest, saddest, exasperated, cry-for-attention type “sighs” I have ever heard come out of an animal.
HHhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Accompanied by the perfect set of sad little eyes looking up at me from where she’s laying splayed out on the floor. What an emo dog I have.
BRB, going to give some puppy love right...
"Why am I hungry? I ate, like, 9 hours ago."
Rational thought.
Saw a picture on Facebook of a...
No warning, nothing.
Not cool, soon-to-be-veterinarian.
Not cool, Facebook.
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October 2010
5 posts
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"Skin printer" generates, well, skin to help heal... →
One of Florida's gubernatorial candidates
is using drug-testing welfare recipients as part of his campaign platform.
That, as an idea, sickens me. Rick Scott is pandering for votes by authorizing a prejudiced, classist idea that everyone who is poor is a drug addict.
I don’t know numbers in regards to welfare recipients who are drug users, and I don’t care. A low-income individual or family needs food and medical care, just...
Remember my asking for your ideas a few days ago?
To help plan out my weekend? Well…in a few hours I’m getting on a plane to go to Los Angeles - a city in a state on a coast I’ve never been to. I’m about to go have an adventure, so wish me luck everyone.
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YOU GUYS
I want to go on an adventure. Nothing too crazy, but maybe a little.
I have this Saturday, Sunday, and Monday off - I haven’t had three days off in a row in forever. I’m not kidding, I can’t remember the last time this happened.
So…I don’t want to waste it, but I’m horrible at making plans. Where would you guys go? What would you guys do?
September 2010
5 posts
3 tags
August 2010
15 posts
STEEL MAGNOLIAS IS ON NETFLIX INSTANT QUEUE....
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I dig Netflix, but sometimes it really confuses me - like when Halloween II is suggested after adding The Virgin Suicides to my queue.
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Ugh, whatever, it's official - I just want to go...
Jim Hill tackles "Tangled" →
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The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
...
July 2010
8 posts
Overheard
Her: Are you wearing that ironically?
Him: No...
Her: You should be.
The Little Mermaid - Les Poissons
Zut alors, I...
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Conversation from Disney from a couple weeks ago...
Rosetta: Hey sugarplum, can you tell me about llamas?
Fawn: Yeah, sure! Ok, well, they like to spit and they hold water in their backs like camels do.
Rosetta: Oooh, how useful.
Fawn: Oh, and sometimes they're emperors, too!
Rosetta: Camels are emperors?
Fawn: No, that's silly.
Rosetta: I suppose.
Fawn: . . . Llamas are.
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vinh asked: My life isn't the same with you posting so infrequently. I hope you are well and wearing matching shoes regularly.
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BRB - Wikipedia'ing Sesame Street and Muppet...