mile one

Hello, my name is Molly. Let's shake hands and start this thing.

Will you take the keys? I don't mind driving, but sometimes I prefer the passenger seat perspective.

Text

12 months ago

2012 Democratic National Convention will be held in Charlotte, NC!

This in no way affects me.

Audio

1 year ago with 11 plays.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man

Image

1 year ago

Via fencehopping

AXOLOTL
Related story: One of my sciences classes in high school collectively coerced our teacher to buy these for us after we saw a picture of one in our textbook. Which is another way of saying that our class pets were cooler than yours.

AXOLOTL

Related story: One of my sciences classes in high school collectively coerced our teacher to buy these for us after we saw a picture of one in our textbook. Which is another way of saying that our class pets were cooler than yours.

(Source: fencehopping)

Image

1 year ago

This is the front bar/dessert counter of Ted’s Bulletin, a restaurant in DC I went to with a friend last week. They have alcoholic milkshakes, so you can go ahead and turn the lights out now, everyone.

This is the front bar/dessert counter of Ted’s Bulletin, a restaurant in DC I went to with a friend last week. They have alcoholic milkshakes, so you can go ahead and turn the lights out now, everyone.

Video

1 year ago

Sean Paul - Get Busy

~2002 nvr 4get~

Text

1 year ago

Tagged: Ugh

IT’S NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND SUBVERSIVE LIBERAL’S P.C. WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS BEGUN

My local Fox News affiliate is reporting how OFFENDED AND DISGUSTED people are that Wachovia is enforcing their (old, established) corporate policy of BANNING CHRISTMAS TREES in their banks, complete with an interview of a woman ominously hinting at changing her banking institution.

Read: Wachovia does not allow overtly religion-specific holiday decorations, preferring more neutral shit like poinsettias. 

My favorite part was that the report concluded with the results of an online poll, to which 97% of the respondents said that no, actually, Wachovia’s corporate policy did not offend them.

Quote

1 year ago

Via absurdlakefront

Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didn’t make up yourself — a wise move at any age but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions.”
— Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies (1981)
“Tips for Teens” (via absurdlakefront)

(via americastoppushing)

Sometimes

All I need are just little things to go right, and it turns everything around. And when I mean small, I mean, like, doing an ACE job painting my toenails.

(But let’s be honest here, toenails are small, and that shit can look rough not done right.)

Audio

1 year ago with 14,716 plays & 2,135 notes.

Via fuckyeahdisneysongs

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

I See the Light - Tangled

Download link

 I saw Tangled earlier with my sister - my family feels it’s best to spend major holidays at the movies, you know, in the dark and not speaking with one another - and I wanted to take this opportunity to announce my new crush on Flynn Rider.

I’m just drawn to him.

Der herr herr.

Image

1 year ago with 1 note

I don’t get to see this tonight :( This is the wooooooorst. (You know, next to famine and war and such).

I don’t get to see this tonight :( This is the wooooooorst. (You know, next to famine and war and such).